The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer

Rosalie wrote:

And I don't like how Stephenie Meyer fobed (sp) Jacob off with Nessie

It was like:
Bella: Jacob, you're not good enough for me
Jacob: =[
Edward: *laughing*
Bella: Oh Edward you're so amazing let's get married and have a gross demon child
Jacob: D<
Edward: Ok
*Married and Nessie is due*
Bella: Oh dear...seems I'm in labour
Edward: Aahh
Jacob: Eww
*Nessie is born*
Bella: Ah the pain of changing into a bloodsucking monster
Jacob: *Looks at Nessie* Oh look, the demon child I've hated for however long it was..she's so lovely..oh look I've imprinted

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O.o

My version was more of a:

Bella: Jacob I hate you but I need you as a friend so I'm going to be selfish and rip your heart to tiny pieces procced to stomp on those pieces reshred them and eat them.
Jacob: O.O D :
Edward: Bella I love you!~
Bella: I love me too!~ Because I'm a self-centered brat who wants everything to revolve around me and be the way I want it but I guess I love you too.
Edward: YAY!~ Now I don't have to commit suicide!~
Bella: O.o
Jacob: Great now I can kill you!~
*Ed and Bella go get married and procced to have Ness*
Jacob: I hate you and your terrible child I want to kill both of you for hurting my Bells.
*looks at Ness*
Jacob: I LOVE YOU!~

But I absoulutly loved the series despite that xD!~

I hated Breaking Dawn.
I still think someone should've died!

LibielShadow wrote:

I hated Breaking Dawn.
I still think someone should've died!

Breaking dawn is one of my fav but I have 2 agree should have died.

I think it would have caused a horrible uprising of twilight readers if someone in the Cullen family died. I don't think I would have minded of Bella died by a rouge wolf or something but she was made too powerful as a vampire. And Jake... If he died. I think I would have died. 0.0

It's kinda like when JK Rowling sentanced my favorite character Sirius to death. I died too. My mom thought I was crazy but seriuously I was bawling for days.

That's a good point...but I think there should've been some huge fight and a death...I don't know who to kill off, but someone shoulld've ><

Yes.
Like Bella dying. She got annoying after New Moon.

Rosalie wrote:

That's a good point...but I think there should've been some huge fight and a death...I don't know who to kill off, but someone shoulld've ><

yep that's wat I thought as I said in the post before I Think one of the vamps should have died

LibielShadow wrote:

Yes.
Like Bella dying. She got annoying after New Moon.

I totally wouldn't have minded that. She annoyed me from Twilight ><

I know, right.

Evie J wrote:

<-----does not like twilight at all. I read the books before the movie. I only cared for the first one and now the movie stuff drives me crazy! UGH!

im not a fan i have the first book and ive read about half i just cant get into it!

[quote="faekay"][quote="Evie J"]

i read the series and thought that bella was a bit of a player to be honest oh edward i love but i love jacob to that kind of put me off the book the action in the book is left to right till the end and i find that to many people are using the twilight series as a guildline to all over books which is compleatly wrong as there is a lot better books thentwilight out there